problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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