I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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