So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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