i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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