I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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