so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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