i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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