Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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