It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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