glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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