Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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