oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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