i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
