You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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