HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I forget how to act sober
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
