I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
he told me I talked like a deaf person
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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