maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
