Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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