he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Randomize