It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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