are you so shy because you have an std?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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