What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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