Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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