i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
