Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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