I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
