he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
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