I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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