I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
as a side note pls kill me
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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