wake up i wanna do it froggy style
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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