the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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