with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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