Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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