need another drink. this is the easiest way
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
