so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Randomize
