Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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