he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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