check it out our google latitudes are spooning
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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