New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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