are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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