I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
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