But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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