i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
you didnt know i had herpes?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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