He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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