what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Randomize
