Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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