If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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