Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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