i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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