ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Randomize
