Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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