Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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