youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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