Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Randomize