But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i just google imaged poop.
love makes seman taste better
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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