Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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